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Go Tell Your Best Jokes of 2008

Posted on December 29th, 2008 by A/C

Well 2008 has been a year of immense change. So many things have happened and so much has and is changing as the year comes to a close.

The time has almost come to sing Ol’ Lang Syne and watch the fireworks, see the year out with a bang and a beer. One thing I firmly believe is how you end the year is how you will live the New Year. So with this in mind it is time for some laughs, some smiles, several giggles and hopefully a few strained tummy muscles from laughing to hard.

So Flowers, I want to hear your Best Jokes and watch your funniest clips of 2008.

The ones which made you fall off your chair in fits of laughter, the ones that made you laugh till you cried…

Lets spread the smiles before the 2008 is over and 2009 begins.

Here is one of my fav..

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So Whats yours?

Go See the Monumental event

Posted on July 25th, 2008 by A/C

In Aussie History there has never been an event so profound, so amazing, so crushing or so strange and the one which occured yesterday in the world of this Aussie.

It has given so much, I have been enlightened and given an understanding I never new was there.

I now have gained a new respect for members of the human species I never believed was possible…

So what was the event, what is newly gained enlightenment and where did come from???

Well for twenty years my Tooth has wobbled, for twenty years another tooth has been traveling down from the roof of my mouth.. (yes I know they arent suppose to be there, but it was ask my dentist) for most of this year my tooth, which is largest Baby Tooth I have seen, has been getting progressively more wiggly, to point of dam right annoying…

Yesterday I lost my LAST BABY TOOTH!!!!!

I am 41 years old for God Sake… I will never again complain about teething children, never again will I become irritated at kids who find their wiggly teeth annoying, painful, or irritating again…..

What the heck am I doing with a baby tooth anyway?

I felt a slight pang of Grief for my tooth this peice of me which has been through every aspect of my life…

This tooth represents almost a coming of age…

It now appears I must Grow Up…

NO! NO! I dont want too.. stamps foot ….

What part of you would you find it hard to part with?

physically, mentally or metaphorically speaking….

Go! Just like that, not like that!

Posted on July 8th, 2008 by Purple13
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As I was logged in already and about to take up the keyboard one more time tonight and list a couple of the articles from our community magazine on their newly formed blog (http://allthingslocal.blogspot.com) and as I also awarded one of my Flower Smeller awards to them…. I thought this might raise a smile or two – especially with our cold and chilly Australian cousins….

“i met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘that’s aboriginal’ ”

Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T’PAU! I said “Don’t you mean KAPOW!?? He said “No, I’ve got china in my hand”

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet ‘Best Before End’

I told my mum that I’d opened a theatre. She said “are you having me on?” I said, “well i’ll give you an audition, but i’m not promising anything”

Well………i thought they were funny. Any Tommy Cooper Youtube clips anyone? glass bottle, bottle glass was a particular fav of mine.

Go Rambling

Posted on May 18th, 2008 by A/C

I sit here thinking I really should post something thought provoking, meaningful, inspirational or even controversial, but I just cant bring myself to do that to you all..
We have had over the recent week a few posts which pretty much cover it all…
The stuff of nightmares is evident in the first 5 posts:
Toilet seats with the thumbtacks sticking out of it, thanks very much scary dreams for days,
Poor Empress’s haunt I had my imagination running wild on that one hoping the theives pick up some sort of strange artifact which was cursed if stolen,
Petrol hitting $200 dollars a barrel,
Not to mention the flowers competition.. Steve McQueen and Lady Penelopes love child running for the White House…
Dont even get me started on the Earthquake and Cyclones.. so enough of the madness and sorrow of the world
All terrifying in their own right.
So rather than terrify you poor people out there I thought some fun and comfort is in order…

So here goes time for a smile…
Puppies are three weeks old and all have opened their eyes, photos coming…. they are becoming very active and will be fun over the next few weeks.

Next:
A passenger in a taxi leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and for a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, “I’m sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.”The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he hadn’t realized a mere tap on the shoulder would frighten him so much.The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab . I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 23 years.

Finally a little Aussie Advice…

 

NEVER,

EVER..

 

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Fart in a wetsuit

Ok there you go ..

 

 

feel better now I hope

Go smell the lessons

Posted on April 19th, 2008 by A/C

Throughout life we learn lessons, each and every day…

To see what this guys lesson is click on the link in the image!

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What’s the one lesson you have learnt over the course of your life to date that you carry with you …?

Older = serious?

Posted on April 3rd, 2008 by Jim

So as we grow older, possibly wiser and certainly less likely to enjoy our reflection in well-lit department store changing room – does life become more ‘ serious’ than it was back in childhood? More status, more responsibility and more frowns?

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We still try and keep the child alive in us, even when it’s not April fools day and love turning frowns upside down.

How do you manage to keep light, smell the flowers and remember life is too short? Do tell or we’ll tickle you.

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