We aren’t always 100% on top of things. That’s life. Sometimes common sense doesn’t always prevail and we make a bad decision or we experience what GO! Smell the flowers term a ‘flower fart’. This is when our brains temporarily stop working mainly due to all the pollen from flower smelling.
Once, this happened to Jim, the male flower of this blog, when on pre -night out preparations in Chester, U.K he mistook eye drops for shaving oil, sat on the side of the bath and proceeded to put drops of shaving oil into his eyes. OUCH! Another blogger forgot how to distinguish between shampoo and conditioner as detailed over at A Week in the Life of a RedHead. GO! Smell the flowers but DO proceed with caution and feel free to share your flower farting moments with us right here.
I’m sorry but ‘flower fart’
You need to get a grip, a short sharp face slap required on that one – purely for cringe reasons you understand, my shoulder blades are almost touching each other as I writhe about in agony and my secretary has just called an ambulance.
What next;
Daisy disaster, Crocus catastrophe, Tulip tragedy.
Oh darling I crashed the car, bit of a sunflower skid (steeeerripe).
Hee hee :0)
Ha!
This could turn into the Darwin awards that were knocking about. I once mistook what I thought was vanilla ice cream for a tub of sickly butter over at a Hotel in New York. One huge spoonful to accompany my jelly (jello) and it was down in one. Not eaten butter since.
Done the butter thing but mistook it for a slab of cheddar,missed junctions on motorways whilst driving.
I once forgot to give my Nan her insulin shot. She slipped into a hypoglycemic coma and went blind. You see there is a serious side to this.
Been missing all the fun on this blog – busy guys n gals you lot.
Once told a pal I’d meet him at St PANCREAS station in London.
My ex once told me there was a pretty MURIAL on the wall.
Tonnes more where they came from….
Gary you are something else bud. Makes my boring week fly by.
One of my many flower f&*ts was putting a non microwaveable meal into guess where, the microwave. Washed the remote control of my TV after I left it in my jeans that went into the laundry?!!?!?
I left 68 chinese people overnight in the back of a Luton box van.
That didn’t turn out too well.
I left the landing light on …had two jumbos,a helicopter and a fokker circling above our house.I also put a knife in the spoon compartment in the kitchen drawer,i’m now divorced.
I can’t remember a thing!
Your British humor super rocks!
I left my heart in San Fransisco.
Anyone who finds it please return it to Mr T. Bennet esq. C/O Columbia records.
Eye drops before a night out, pedicure once a month, wheat grass to keep his hair black what sort of hermaphrodite did Em marry?
Oh and I’ve spoon fed a pal wasabi and told them it was a mushy pea butter. Took them an hour to recover…their flower fart, not mine.
Agree AEP,
Not forgetting he sticks a tube up his arse every chance he gets.
In Chinese he would be known as yinyang ren ???.
Admin getting more stick I see. Bless ‘em.
You mean he puts sticks up there too?
That can join my list of things that are plain wrong, some of which I shared a few months ago.
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