As I was logged in already and about to take up the keyboard one more time tonight and list a couple of the articles from our community magazine on their newly formed blog (http://allthingslocal.blogspot.com) and as I also awarded one of my Flower Smeller awards to them…. I thought this might raise a smile or two – especially with our cold and chilly Australian cousins….
“i met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘that’s aboriginal’ ”
Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T’PAU! I said “Don’t you mean KAPOW!?? He said “No, I’ve got china in my hand”
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet ‘Best Before End’
I told my mum that I’d opened a theatre. She said “are you having me on?” I said, “well i’ll give you an audition, but i’m not promising anything”
Well………i thought they were funny. Any Tommy Cooper Youtube clips anyone? glass bottle, bottle glass was a particular fav of mine.