Go Rambling

Posted on May 18th, 2008 by A/C

I sit here thinking I really should post something thought provoking, meaningful, inspirational or even controversial, but I just cant bring myself to do that to you all..
We have had over the recent week a few posts which pretty much cover it all…
The stuff of nightmares is evident in the first 5 posts:
Toilet seats with the thumbtacks sticking out of it, thanks very much scary dreams for days,
Poor Empress’s haunt I had my imagination running wild on that one hoping the theives pick up some sort of strange artifact which was cursed if stolen,
Petrol hitting $200 dollars a barrel,
Not to mention the flowers competition.. Steve McQueen and Lady Penelopes love child running for the White House…
Dont even get me started on the Earthquake and Cyclones.. so enough of the madness and sorrow of the world
All terrifying in their own right.
So rather than terrify you poor people out there I thought some fun and comfort is in order…

So here goes time for a smile…
Puppies are three weeks old and all have opened their eyes, photos coming…. they are becoming very active and will be fun over the next few weeks.

Next:
A passenger in a taxi leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and for a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, “I’m sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.”The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he hadn’t realized a mere tap on the shoulder would frighten him so much.The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab . I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 23 years.

Finally a little Aussie Advice…

 

NEVER,

EVER..

 

wet-suit.jpg

Fart in a wetsuit

Ok there you go ..

 

 

feel better now I hope


32 Responses to “Go Rambling”

  1. Purple13 says:

    Thanks Aussie’ – we needed that! (ouch! my back still hurts from all that gardening earlier today).

    My friend down in hertfordshire sent me some new reports on the laws of …..

    Law of Mechanical Repair
    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

    Law of the Workshop
    Any tool, when dropped, will bounce to the least accessible corner.

    Law of Probability
    The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

    Law of Close Encounters
    The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

    and my favourite…..

    Law of Biomechanics
    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

    Jonathan

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    • aussiecynic says:

      I do like these and where along the lines I first thought….
      but the sad part is they are all true….
      my fav is the law of mechanical repair..
      I always get an itchy nose when I have been on the car… never fails… ;)
      aussiecynic’s last blog post..Digg the Short Memories

  2. aussiecynic says:

    thanks Jonathan
    I was thinking of a post along the lines you mentioned but am waiting…. hehehehhe
    I love the law of mechanics.. and it is true….

    My hubby can testify to last one ‘ scratch my back please’ on a continual basis… he just like his back scratched … hehhe

  3. Thanks for the laughter…I needed it!!!

  4. Jim & Em says:

    LOL AC!

    Let there be WIND.

    It’s been a while ;-)

  5. Purple13 says:

    here’s another one…… why do people climb tall buildings and then pay money to look at the ground thru binoculars? and while we’re on the subject….. how important to you have to be before your assasinated rather than murdered…… and (thinking of my stomach) …… why do all toast manufacturers make a setting that takes bread past the ‘nuked’ stage?

    Just a little monday morning musing folks.

    Purple13′s last blog post..More than a Photo Gift company – who says so? you!

  6. Bo Snr says:

    Hello Aussie.
    Something to think about
    Why is abbreviation such a long word ???

    • aussiecynic says:

      hmmm one to ponder…
      there is another one but I cant think of it…..

      I finished the Colour of Magic…
      you suggested .. not a bad book .. but the end was bit of a anti climax… so i will have to get the next one to see what that dam spell is…. lol.. ;)

      • Bo Snr says:

        Hi Aussie
        That is why Terry Pratchett is a millionaire because people like me keep buying his books !!

        • aussiecynic says:

          I think there may be something in that….
          which is the next in the series….
          how can he end it with Rincewind falling of the Rimwall… bugger…

  7. I haven’t felt like commenting on this, but I will say that the picture of the diving suit makes me want to pop it. Then, I think about the caption and the desire is gone.

    ClinicallyClueless’s last blog post..Major Depressive Disorder

  8. Lib says:

    I am immensely hung over today so this has cheered me up.

    • aussiecynic says:

      Happy to help Lib…
      I dotn get hang overs sorry i have no idea how bad they are…. but have seen them in action…
      my sympathies to you… have some more giggles..

      • Lib says:

        How can you not get hangovers!

        I am sooooooo jealous now.

        It used to be a 1 day hangover, now its a 2 day hangover, oh the joys of getting older.

        • aussiecynic says:

          I have never ever had one….
          been so drunk I have had the spins and all but no hangover….
          dont know why…. just lucky i guess…;)

          • Jim & Em says:

            Lucky for you!

            How about your appearance – bloodshot eyes at least, surely?

          • aussiecynic says:

            sorry nope….
            but if it makes you feel anybetter i do get a sandpaper mouth until I have my first coffee…. and that is way uncomfortable.
            :)

  9. Faceless Frontierless Heartless says:

    You certainly do a good job at rambling. GO! Keep it up.

  10. Good post Aussie..Really need to loosen up a bit..things are getting way too tense here..

    Nur Sarah Lam’s last blog post..Iron Man – The New Superhero in Town

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