I sit here thinking I really should post something thought provoking, meaningful, inspirational or even controversial, but I just cant bring myself to do that to you all..
We have had over the recent week a few posts which pretty much cover it all…
The stuff of nightmares is evident in the first 5 posts:
Toilet seats with the thumbtacks sticking out of it, thanks very much scary dreams for days,
Poor Empress’s haunt I had my imagination running wild on that one hoping the theives pick up some sort of strange artifact which was cursed if stolen,
Petrol hitting $200 dollars a barrel,
Not to mention the flowers competition.. Steve McQueen and Lady Penelopes love child running for the White House…
Dont even get me started on the Earthquake and Cyclones.. so enough of the madness and sorrow of the world
All terrifying in their own right.
So rather than terrify you poor people out there I thought some fun and comfort is in order…
So here goes time for a smile…
Puppies are three weeks old and all have opened their eyes, photos coming…. they are becoming very active and will be fun over the next few weeks.
A passenger in a taxi leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and for a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, “I’m sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.”The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he hadn’t realized a mere tap on the shoulder would frighten him so much.The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab . I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 23 years.
Finally a little Aussie Advice…
Fart in a wetsuit
Ok there you go ..
feel better now I hope