Wow after a hectic few weeks of training camp for my summer job at one of Manitoba’s beautiful provincial parks and the first long weekend of the season, I have a few moments to breathe.
So I am sharing with you this poignant You Tube video about the evils of plastics.
I swear I will never use a plastic bag again.
What about you?
See youz lot…..
My David right……
Now he as gone an got that right dead proper impotent job in that Camembert Johannson’s Coalition Guverrnment an all, bothered is what I is……..
BOTHERED!!! RIGHT!!!!! ME!!!!
Yep…..
Not that youz lots care……..
He’s just a young un see, an that Camembert, wot wiv is chimp’s arse air do an is “come to me” good looks, my David is like vulnerable an all he is!!
Finks right bouts it an all an that, this is wot appens in that bloomin!
Camembert: GET OUT!
Lackey: Yes Prime Boss
Camembert: CLEGG!!!
Clegg: Yes Prime Boss!
Camembert: Look Clegg, me air is all messy an that Barrington Bloke from out ov the US ov A keeps on ringin me mam an that.
Clegg: Yes Prime Boss
Camembert: Wellllllll……..?
Clegg: Yes Prime Boss????
Camembert: Its just not allowed see! Right, them Eurotypes made up some laws an that an like wot as monopoly money likes gots to does wiv us, eh? EH? Nuffink see! Reckons we shouldst offer it all ups as a non votin referumptipumpty an that. Wot says youz Clegg? Donst youz dares goez votin gainst me now Clegg!!!
Clegg: Erm, no, erm not me Camembert, erm, erm erm erm an that. Erm……..
David JFurnish: PRIME BOSS!!!!
Camembert: Yep Junior!
David JFurnish: Your chimp’s arse is on the look-out from behind Prime Boss!
Camembert: Wot youz is on bout? Cans’t not see it mesel I canst!
Alastair Darling: It looks good to me Guv, (no one pays attention see)
George Osborne: See I’ve done the sums an that an its all gone wrong, wot wiv that last lot right, it as see, right? See?
Ian Duncan Smiff: Listen youz lot! I want to be Prime Boss I does!
G McFalsemsile: Under my last Dour Scots Tax the English Govt, evrythin was bestest see, we didnst not av to tells no one nuffink bout the troof right!
Ian Duncan Smiff: I WANTS TO BE PRIME BOSS!!
Camembert: ENUFF YOUZ LOT!!! This is a coalition right! So lets make up some sort ov common values an that, I reckon everyone like shouldst av roast chicken on Sundays me.
David JFurnish: YOUR CHIMP’S ARSE SIR!
Camembert: Oh, right, yep, blimey……….. Fanks DJF, glad that’s sorted I am me an that.
David JFurnish: Bend over Camembert, whilst I combs yours air………
Bloomin, blimmin Norahs!!!
Poliblimminticians!
Wouldnst not vote fer them I wouldnst!
Elts
Quality. Els, hope you’ve got a cartoonist to put some “meat” on those sketches? Would be hilarious..
Heart-breaking video…
For sure, we have gone way too far. Recycling efforts are nice, but maybe too little too late?
Anyhow, I don’t think the solution is simply “don’t use plastic bags.” There is another hope on the horizon. The face of consumerism itself is changing. Our consciousness is changing. With the internet especially, consumerism is taking a much more “mental” turn, and I think this is good news for our environment.
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I see this JUTE / HEMP alternative is taking off but I still forget to take my own (BYO bag) into the supermarket -- although I often refuse any plastic bags preferring instead to balance as inspired by crackerjack in the 70’s…