You Are 59% Addicted to the Internet |
 You’re somewhat addicted to the internet – but who isn’t? You can keep it under check, and you’re by no means a hermit. |
So, I am not that addicted…I think.
Now, you try and post your percentage. Click on the links to test yourself.
Right youz blimmin bloomin lot!!
Yeah youz! Youz lot!!
Youz bloomin lazy good fer nuffinks bunch ov likes, holier than meez, tooz much tiedz ups in me own impotence an that lotz youz lts is!
Yeah, YOUZ!!!!! (not youz CC, cos youz is always stalwart an that youz is, an my David right, only like he reckons see he does an that, that like ifs there woz an amster wiv no tail or nuffink, that amster would like run round an round in its wheel till nuffink ever appened right, see!)
An thatz just wot did appened it did an that, right an all, see…….
Nuffink
Nope
No mores an all right, an that
Go smell the wot?
Go smell the nuffink.
Wakes up youz lot coz like see, all these fings av bin appenin to me an my David right! An I likes a good old gossip an that see I does.
Likes youz knows, last night that David Mr The Hoff from out ov them old Green Shield Stamp Adverts wot were on telly on a Sunday night, just after The Golden Shot, came round he did, yep, came round to wish me an my deceptively young but ansome David an appy sumfink er uvver. Well…. My David like, not met many celebrities he aint not, part from that Madge an Macca an George Airdo from out ov Wham (only like thatz lot dons”t not count, no theyz donz’t, coz theyz is all pooftahs see!!) an THE HOFF, (he is GORGEOUS!!!!! – oops! Dons’t notz tell my David like I said that see!) he just stood there all magnificent like, flexin is muscles an quotin logarithimic tables, right!!!!!!!
“0.000019763598”
“0.000018726798”
“0.000018345279”
“0.000018781903”
“0.000012954390”
Died an wents to eaven me I did see¬!
Sexy…….. ey?………… yep………….
Blimey! An if that weren’t enuff like, youz lot would like neverz get it (maybe youz would though, youz old ansome English wivs oriental experience an that an all GIC – Youz still ere?) that Mr The Off, like well he only started singin songs in German?!?!!!
Yeah! German! Honest!
‘PParently he as like sold shed loads ov stuff there, youz lots knows, place where they av like big jugs ov beer, fests named after nondescript months an no sense ov humour, on account see, ov the fact an that, that them Huns av absolutely no taste or knowledge of modern music wotsoever.
Its true that is! An its written in the Geneva Convention an all, “Never again in the future of mankind’s history, shall a bunch ov bond aired yet arrogant fuckers tell us true Aryan peoples to have a nice lie down, not even if they are staff in the nursing home where we want out!
Give us us elevenses NOW!
Tell youz wot tho, an dons’t not tell our David, I av ad a 2X3 metre poster of our Off in me private lavvy fer nigh on 20 year now.
Does it for me he does!
Loverly!
See ya!
Elts!
Welcome back Elts…
Hard to IMAGINE this place without your random rants:
One of my favorites…just absolutey warmed my heart. I don’t recall hearing EJ doing this song, so it was especially exciting!!
Clinically Clueless´s last blog ..My Eating Disorder: Progress and Hope, Part III of III
Elts,
Good to hear from you…missed you around here. It is nice to not just to hear my own thoughts…pretty scary in ‘ere. I like George and you singin’ together, but I know you don’t want to get no fight with David. Looky, but nothing else, ‘eh. Bty, my mum in 1969 or 1970 saw this guy singin’ “Your Song” at the Trubador out in the Los Angeles area, she thinks it was you, but no one knew your name…now look at ya’…Just say, “Elton” and everyone knows ya’
CC
Clinically Clueless´s last blog ..My Eating Disorder: Progress and Hope, Part III of III
32% addicted internet wise for me CC and I’m on far less than I used to be….
Your post along with Eltons reply have triggered me to get back posting here at coffee….a couple of times a week – I’ll get in touch with other writers and get smelling the coffee again…
Thank you CC.
Your Welcome, Jim!!
Clinically Clueless´s last blog ..My Eating Disorder: Progress and Hope, Part III of III 
Love the video
I have seen him perform this one at the old Wembley Stadium years ago – always will be my hero Elts!
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Oh no I scored 67%
Angela in Canada´s last blog ..The Crash Dummies of Climate Change.
There is a blogging one too…I scored 76%. Oh my!!
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26%! I’m not a computer geek after all!!!!
Right, have to go, I’m off to meet my mates Slinky55 and JerryBigNuts94.
LOL!! They are not all geeks or nerds!! What percentage do they in your mind become a geek?
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This is really interesting ;), i was looking for something but found your site instead through Bing . I love networking. Anyways, just wanted to drop by and say hello ;). i have subscribed to your blog and i am looking forward to the updates , Bye