Some universal truths:
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
3) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
4) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
5) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity.
6) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
7) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
8 )You never ever run out of salt.
9) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
10) There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
11) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
12) People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard
Any others you can think of?
Here is another truth
No matter what parents will always love their children
I’ll remind you of that if I ever do anything really bad!
BoSnr,
Sorry, but I can’t agree with that…unfortunately, I’ve seen and experienced too much first hand.
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Clinically Clueless´s last blog ..Past Journal Entry ~ December 23, 2005
Me too
LOL–All of those are so true. The metal coat hanger one was just perplexing me last night!
Jessica´s last blog ..A Refresher In Mindfulness 
Yep, as I’m in the middle of moving currently, I’m going to conduct an experiment and not take any with me and see how many I leave with.
Whiteboard marker pens natural state is empty.
No matter how neatly you wrap electric cables if you leave them unattended for 5 minutes they are tangled again.
The more ridiculous the point of view, the louder it is stated.
Someone in work always puts an empty milk bottle back in the fridge.
Or leaves the photocopier empty.
Your lunch gets stolen at least once in your life.
Clinically Clueless´s last blog ..Past Journal Entry ~ December 23, 2005
I’m older now than when I started to write this.
Clinically Clueless´s last blog ..Past Journal Entry ~ December 23, 2005
Thats quite depressing!
Sandwiches taste better without the crust.
Clinically Clueless´s last blog ..Past Journal Entry ~ December 23, 2005
Toast lands butter side down!
Those little bits of skin around your nails that you pull can lead to lots of pain for many days.
Ouch, you’re not wrong. Do you still eat the toast?
The 10 second rule applies….
I’m very leniant with time so yes – still eat it…..why a few seconds of ‘ oh its ok still to it eat’ applies is beyond me..
12) People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard
This is one is so related to me. Hehe.
sarah´s last blog ..The Bad, The Funny, The Engrish: Ep 1
I can’t say I’ve ever noticed this one Sarah but I bet I will now!
At the start of any football season all fans delude themselves that THIS is THEIR season.
Then get spanked (don’t worry applies as much to Forest as the Toffees).
O’DB in the Forest´s last blog ..Lib and Kathleen are now friends
So true.